Whiners of Gor

Whiners of Gor, Page 28

The impish male with 40 hidden weapons foolishly came to take a captive from the village of super bows in retribution, but with no IC information. He was joined by his merry band of grunting & boasting minions. Upon docking and mapping their victim, the crew drew their bows, unsheathed their CEC approved swords and ran deep into the fields.

"Let us raid these people and pillage their home!" Grimreaper yelled. The trailing men joined the chorus of their leader and ran amok. But alas, their fate was set in stone as they were ambushed by a smaller group of skilled bowmen with superior aim and epic role play. One by one, the over primed avatars crumpled to the ground in a pool of their own blood. Upon laying wounded in the field, they were bound and captured with three valid posts.

Nevertheless, "IT'S INVALID!" Nate demanded in an shrill cry followed by OOC insults in IM.

"AND I WANT A MOD. This is against my RP limits!" whined Jake in a fit of tears, “And you obviously cheated,” he continued hysterically.

Even the restrained and gagged bald giant called Maddog had the spirit to bellow and wield a mighty sword that was taken from him not moments before. "/defeats them " he typed over and over.

With no hope for victory, the little one called Ricka frantically sent birds for aid and pouted "WELL I'M TELEPORTING OUT..NO FAIR!"

As the whiners of gor begin to reset their magical meters and shuffle off towards the dock in disgrace and humiliation, an emasculated Mercenary name Jack with pearls of sweat dripping from his body arrived screaming, “I got a bird from a Larl. Yes indeed, a bird sending Larl! The beast spotted you from 300 meters in the air and I’m here to help,” he ranted while pasting fake IC info in open chat to support his claim.

Even the whiners of Gor found this peculiar at first for they did not know Larls could send birds. But in their desperation they simply shrugged and retorted in unison, “Sounds Valid…now HELP!”