101 Things I Have Learned in Gor

101. Every poison has a cure. Even if it's supposedly incurable.
100. All taluna are lesbians, with no exceptions.
99. Panthers live only to be captured, but pretend that they don't wish that
98. Free women will sit in the woods for hours if they think they'll get a collar
97. Slave girls have too much free time.
96. 96% of male slaves are gay.
95. As long as an arrow falls 3m from a person, you'll still hurt them.
94. People have 100 hit points.
93. ...And hitting someone with a sword, does 15 damage.
92. Ammo is not needed.
91. Priest-Kings use the Gorce
90. Swords cannot be blocked
89. Free woman rules can be made up as men please.
88. Ubars fur too much - everyone has an Ubar or Assassin for a father, and a panther or a slave for a mother.
87. Free companionship lasts only until you both argue over something ooc.
86. No city has a home-stone.
85. Everyone and their dog has been the owner of mewkas at one time or another
84. Kar's homestone is 80m high and 10m across.
83. Venna is a city of Furring. No fighting will happen within the city.
82. Every warrior is shirtless and has crazy tattoos.
81. Throwing knives can be thrown at people 100 knives a second.
80. Port Cos is a great place to bring a date
79. Sircalis is a warrior of a different city every 6 days
78. You may be a warrior to up to 5 (Five) cities at once.
77. Some cities ignore the other ones all together.
76. Slaves are always as such through choice. They always love their master/mistress.
75. Panthers never have slaves.
74. Male is an insult used by panthers.
73. Shuriken are often used by assassins.
72. If you wear a hood, you automatically gain Ninjapowaz which make you into an assassin
71. If you are a friend of the admins, you may dress as a furry and not be banned.
70. Panthers dance to hip-hop music on docks.
69. Port Cos is just a large dock.
68. In Lydius, only one person carries the keys to the kennals. o_o.
67. In Laura, the woods are more populated than the outpost.
66. Amazing ransom messenger slaves are able to find you, to deliver a ransom note, wherever you are. You cannot take them hostage.
65. Everyone instantaneously knows where panther camps are.
64. People try very hard to collar observers.
63. Panthers run through outposts and cities screaming "Panther in the (City/outpost)"
62. All panthers are stronger than men.
61. All men are warriors.
60. Supposedly, "All your camp are belong to Leizuar".
59. The duty of a warrior is to get slaves.
58. ...and get laid.
57. All warriors abide by a warrior code. Recently, a new line was added. "Obey that which pleases you, and ignore the rest."
56. Tarns can fly backward, and do not need to flap their wings.
55. When they do flap their wings, they are rarely in unison.
54. Tarns are invincible.
53. Riders do not pass out if they fly 50,000m into the sky.
52. Tarns do not require tarn-goads to control.
51. Marlenus is a fag.
50. Bosks do not move.
49. There are no creatures except Sleens in top-hats, bosks that do not move, and tarns that are tamed and fly backward.
48. All cities are deserted between 3am - 7am SLT.
47. Fighting disputes can be resolved by playing a game of dungeons and dragons. RP dice, anyone?
46. People can fall off cliffs and walk away unharmed.
45. Assassins kill people even if they are not paid.
44. The mark of a true slave is a tiara.
43. Slaves get money for being sold.
42. If you ever whip a slave, you are branded a sadist.
41. All serves involve asses being shook, nipples hardening, and slave girls falling over. Without exception.
40. Dances are the most boring thing ever to be conceived.
39. All slave girls have tiny hands and feet.
38. No man is weak
37. No-one ever needs to sh*t, nor have medical treatment lasting longer than three hours.
36. Never, ever, found a new group. We must stay by the books.
35. Everyone has RP'd a drunk at one point.
34. You never need sleep.
33. Everyone has a tragic story.
32. Some of us are related to rabbits, for we jump a lot.
31. Though we trade for arrowheads, we rarely actually use them.
30. You can bind people, talk, and be captured, in water. And never drown.
29. Everyone has infinite binding material.
28. Everyone carries around everyone elses clothing in case it gets cut off.
27. Around 20% of people on Gor, come from Earth. Well, we all like a nice voyage...
26. 60% of people have an idiotic nickname like "Great Bear."
25. Treat Rothschild has a posse.
24. 99% of guards are n00bs.
23. Markets are great for risk-free smack talking
22. Ubars can rarely fight.
21. Glorious Ar is lag's glory.
20. Everyone can do flips in mid air.
19. Most panthers have a slave alt.
18. Everyone knows whom everyone's alt is
17. Everyone has a spear, a bow, infinite daggers, and a pouch full of various infinitely powerfull equipment.
16. Every so often, a free person is auctioned and made to look stupid.
15. No-one is fat.
14. A scribery can contain an infinite number of books, all of which are unreadable.
13. Panthers go shopping nearly every day.
12. ...And it's always hair and skins that they search for.
11. It takes at least 4 panthers to conquer the market's skins stall.
10. Regardless of the time, furring always happens to be in the evening.
9. There are no children in existence.
8. Everyone asks for Paga during a serve.
7. You cannot ever strike a pregnant woman, even if she's trying to cut your head off.
6. Some people have reactions so fast, they can dodge an arrow at 1m range.
5. Bowstrings never break.
4. Everyone carries around a spare bow/spear/whip in case their friend needs it.
3. People can carry up to three panthers in one go.
2. If you capture a free, they are automatically released after a few days. Such is the way of the priest-kings.
1. Body-parts are automatically regenerated after up to 3 days.